June 2010
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Proposal
Edward Cullen: "Isabella Swan......will you marry me?"
Leilani: "Yes..."
Me: "Your name isn't 'Isabella' BB."
Leilani: "I can change my fucking name."
Me: "LOL"
Behind the scenes of Charlie St. Cloud
Me: "Something is wrong with her face. Like she did something to it."
Katie: "I think she had her lips injected."
Me: "I think she had her face injected."
Katie: "Hahaha"
Me: "LOL"
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My video review for the movie 'Eclipse' →
It cuts off with me talking about maybe having a written review tomorrow, but knowing me that wont happen so at least I got this, haha
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From Jen - 4/9/2008
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn’t have one.
To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple
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If being crazy means….living life as if it matters, then I don’t...
– April Wheeler (Kate Winslet’s character in Revolutionary Road)
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HELL NAH!
Mom: "Hurry up and show me the #1 MJ Video! Its 6:19 already!"
Me: "You know they're gonna play the MTV cut version of Thriller
right?"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
Me: "Have you never seen the cut version?"
Mom: "NO!!!"
Me: "LOL! Well you're about to."
Mom: "THEY WON'T PLAY THE FULL 14 MINUTE VIDEO?!"
Me: "No they won't."
Mom: "Where the fuck where the video start?!"
Me: "Where he starts dancing or the music starts, I don't remember."
Mom: "WTF?!"
TV: "The #1 MJ Top 10 video.....*shows Thriller marquee where music
begins*"
Mom: "OH. HELL. NAAAAAAAH!"
Me: "LMFAO!"
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Say it don't spray it.
James: "Man that look like spit."
Robert: "That aint spit."
James: "That's spit, you spit when you talk, bo."
Robert: "I don't spit when I talk."
James: "Yea you do spit when you talk."
Robert: "No I don't."
James: "Yea you do."
Robert: "No I don't."
James: "Yea you do."
Robert: "No I don't."
Me: "Dude you do spit when you talk, sometimes."
Robert: "I do?"
Me: "Yeah...sometimes."
Robert: "Damn."
Me: "LOL"
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OMG! Michael Keaton makes it MORE AWESOME! →
UM HOW COME I WASN’T AWARE (or forgot) THAT MICHAEL KEATON PLAYS FUCKING KEN IN TOY STORY 3?!
That alone makes this movie even more awesome then it already fucking is, omg.
If you haven’t seen it & love it you’re a loser…end of discussion.
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Being an idiot with your friends is the best therapy.
– Leonardo DiCaprio
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
Val Emmich (18)
The All-American Rejects (7)
Bobby Long (6)
Action Action (3)
Linkin Park (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Pre Toy Story 3
Guy: “Do you not realize how jealous I am right now? *looking at my Buzz Lightyear*”
Me: “Oh yes I know.”
Guy: “I have my Woody doll at home but I didn’t bring it…..I should of.”
Me: “Yeah you should of, lol.”
Leilani: “I HAVE A VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE I SHOULD BE ON THE RAAAAAADIOOOO OR ABC ACTION NEWS…”
Me:...
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This is WHY i went to see The A-Team…….TWICE.
(via magicalsharltocopley, succession)
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Ask anything huh? Hmm I'm James, if I turned into...
Random question indeed since I have no idea what you’re actually asking me O_o
But i’d totally rip out the comics, js
Ask me anything
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-13) →
Val Emmich (31)
Bobby Long (8)
Robert Pattinson (3)
Circa Survive (2)
Christian Bale (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Free Eclipse Tix
Me: "...yeah Katie said there was a van down here giving them out."
Katie: "Yeah there was."
Leilani: "yea it was probably some creepy old guy that's sitting inside with the doors open saying 'Come here little girl I got tickets to eclipsssssssse. TOUCH MY PEE PEE!"
Me: "LOL WTF?!"
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My hero.... →
….and by hero I mean a guy that should remain in my pants cuddle/hang out with me at all times.
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Just got home
And totally had a conversation with Murdoch about me seeing The A-Team and totally letting him know that Wikus (character from District 9) TOTALLY lived up to his name………….he plays Murdock in The A-Team.
The pinwheel of course began to spin slowly (with no wind blowing) so I stood there having a short chat with my puppy.
Yea I came inside teary eyed.
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Sorcerer's Apprentice
Me: “UGH WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS MOVIE COME OUT?! (Sorcerer’s Apprentice) IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THIS TRAILER!” Leilani: “Dude….this shit will be out on DVD and we will STILL be seeing this fucking trailer!”
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EWWW SHE'S WEARING NO SHORTS!
Me: "OMG EWWW! SHE'S NOT WEARING SHORTS!"
Katie: "EWWW HOOKERS!"
Leilani: "Ewww wtf?"
Katie: "Ew look more hookers!"
Me: "They might not be hookers though....ew nevermind look what they're wearing!"
Katie: "EWWW!"
Everyone: "THAT'S A MAN OMG!"
Leilani: "The white was a man, right?"
Katie: "Yes!"
Me: "Um no the black one was a man!"
Leilani: "Well shit she had a STRONG ASS JAWLINE!"
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Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
– Magical Marquee on I-75E
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