October 2011
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Anti-Joke
Sean: Why did the chicken committ suicide?
Everyone: Why?
Sean: To get to the other side...LMFAO.
Everyone: LMFAO
Me: Haha, that's so fucking wrong, lol.
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Medicine
Amber: Where's your medicine?
Leilani: AAAARGGGGGH
Amber: You left it at work, didn't you? Why'd you take them out of your purse?
Leilani: Because I didn't want to take them with us to lunch!
Amber: You didn't have to, you could of just taken your wallet to lunch.
Leilani: Uh...
Amber: What? Makes too much sense?
Leilani: SHUT UP!
Amber: LMFAO
Oct 1st
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Dear Citizens of Florida,
howboutno: Have you been outside?! My sweet dick, it’s the first actual nice evening we’ve had in months! There is a breeze. My pasty Casper like legs felt this breeze and rejoiced while standing in my hoodie and flips flops, “could this be, is this the start of fall?” I shouldn’t jump the gun, but folks, get off your computers, stop brewing potions (unless your Hufflepuff, then get your ass...
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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WatchWatch
TOTALLY seeing this shit
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Listen howboutno: mrgolightly: Have yet to see...
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Imagine being famous and having people tell you...
I’d just be like Love to laugh? Click here! 
Sep 28th
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Reblog if you want a 'fuck, marry, kill' in your...
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Good quality download
Is there SERIOUSLY NOT a good quality download of the ‘Warrior’ online yet? O_o
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →
Val Emmich (8) Linkin Park (3) The All-American Rejects (2) The Lonely Island (2) Elton John (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
Sep 26th
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Walking the Mall
Vendor Guy: WHOA. *walks towards us holding hair product & a comb*
Me: WHOA. *still walking* That scares me. Not doing it. Sorry.
Leilani: OMG I can't breathe. LMFAO.
Me: What? That comb looked like it would rip my hair out.
Leilani: LMFAO
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.  RED = I hate you with a burning passion. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. PINK = I think you are unattractive. GREY = I wish you would notice me.
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Where my Pottermore peeps at?!
If you have a pottermore account add me! My Pottermore name is - BladeFloo200
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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diagnosemeinsomniac asked: So I'm on Twitter and I click the link to your Tumblr and then I see the 'Follow' button in the corner and realise that I wasn't following you which stunned me because I was 100% sure I was. Fun story for ya'.
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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